So once upon a time a girl named Angela decided she needed a new talent. She searched high and low for something that would appeal to her and possibly help her win over others (i.e get a husband). She considered cake decorating, but didn't want to worry about having to eat all the cakes once they were decorated. She looked into flower arranging, but you have to spend thousands of dollars to become a certified florist. She tried her hand at training for a marathon, but injured her knees. What was this sweet girl who only wanted to make the world a better place to do?
Then it came to her, she would learn how to sew! Then she could make cute baby gifts for her friends, make fun purses and skirts for herself, and she was sure knowing how to sew would make her look like the perfect wife. So Angela's super cool mom bought her a sewing machine for Christmas and off she went to the land of Continuing Education to learn how to sew...
She learned how to make a drawstring backpack. This one she gave to her little friend, Jacob.
She learned how to make pajama pants but sadly they were way too big for her.
So she gave them to her friend, Mrs. Elephant, they fit her much better and pink was her color.
She also learned how to make an apron. So now that she knows how to sew and has an apron that makes her look like she knows how to cook, this girl should be married in no time and live happily ever after!
P.S. Please note my attempt at humor in adding the "get a husband" element to the story. It was simply for comedic effect, I do not believe my new skills as a seamstress will land me a husband. But it would be nice. ;)
Pumpkin Cornbread with Cinnamon Honey Butter
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